1. It’s good to know that if the world is going to come to an end people’s biggest concern is if they are going to have enough toilet paper to wipe their ass?
2. The number of snacks and food my kids consume on a daily basis is HORRIFYING.
3. If one of my kids sneezes near me, I’m bathing myself in sanitizer, but I let my daughter and my son eat dirt out back…didn’t faze me.
4. I never realized how good I was at staying in my house and watching TV-like was I born for a quarantine?
5. The person who said you should never “threaten” your kids as a means to get them to do things…WRONG they were so wrong; threats are all I have.
6. Thinking I should write an apology letter to my daughters’ teacher, never knew that her attention span was 0.3 seconds.
7. “Moms not here.” "What are you doing now?" "Did you wash your hands?" "Who wants to watch a movie?" were all said way more often than they have ever been said.
8. I'm very bad at math...very bad.
9. My kids bedtime keeps getting earlier and earlier…
10. Three kids are plenty…question of a fourth? Nope.
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